I'm not sure how worried I needed to be about some random person offering me free drugs as a fourth grader in a rural town in New Mexico, but the officer who came into our classroom as part of the D.A.R.E. program sure made me fret.
It's hard to say how many of us would be derelict vagabonds without the worksheets and t-shirts provided by this program, which essentially went viral across schools in the mid-to-late '80s.
But do you remember what it actually stood for?
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