From the rambling tale of One-Eyed Willie (delivered in perfect kid-speak by Sean Astin) to a future Oscar winner blinding bullies, The Goonies truly stands the test of time while serving as a perfect encapsulation of its era.
And of course, it wouldn't be nearly as lovable of a movie without the monster-turned-hero, Sloth.
The actor behind the character (who apparently becomes Chunk's adopted brother at the end?) had a pretty successful career before Spielberg came calling — that's right, as a professional football player.
That we can all agree on. But what team did he play for?