I'm not gonna lie — living as a human in the age of WALL-E doesn't look so bad to me ... not bad at all.
You live in a spaceship, don't have to cook, get daily pool time, can binge any show or movie from all of human existence at the touch of a button, and don't have to interact with any other humans? That is an ideal weekend to me, my friends. Maybe I'd tire of it after a while, but I bet it'd be a LONG while.
On the other hand, WALL-E is a very chill droid, and I wouldn't want to miss out on a potential hang with him. Which means I'd have to get off the ship at some point and check out his very tasteful apartment.
What's the name of the ship we lazy humans would have to leave in order to visit Wall-E?